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20 questions

       Ola! This time I came up with the questions asked by my readers, picked few from mails and few are personal tweet messages (and many were trashed. )

Here it goes.

1. Are you a virgin?
       Haha.. Nice Q. I'm married and now I'm a mother. I guess you got the answer uh? 😈

2. "I like to meet and talk to creative people. If you really want to meet, I'm ready. Reply."
       But, I'm not. Oops!!

3. "Hey your Eyes look so cute in that photo.. What's the reason?"
       Thank you.. Reason uhm? Coz it's my eyes ;)

4. Do you believe in destiny?
        Yes I do. Otherwise I would not be able to meet my honey and now with my Lil champ.

5. Who are you?
           Me, I'm a human. 🙏

6. What do you think people think of you?
            Hmm, a beautiful lovey dovey. Lolz I never ever bother about what others think about me.

7. What is something you find hard to stop once you have started?
             I've a very big list sweetie. Here I tell you some of them. Eating Chocolate, loving, blogging, dreaming of a romantic seasons and now having a glass of milk. Yup, seriously. I've started to have it while I'm pregnant. Now I love like anything. *wink*

8. Do you support gay relationships?
              I live in India and I'm purely an Indian by birth, by bliss and by blood. Personally I don't support (as a mother) and I don't hate it as well. It's all about their own choices.

9. What's your favorite ice cream?
              Ice Cream, yummy!! Any flavor, I'm ready at any time.

10. Do you love horror?
               NO. I'm scared and I literally cry to watch or to listen to those scary. Please live your lives.

11. What do you think you are suffering from?
              Laziness. Bro, please complete your 'Q' at least.

12. Which is the thing that annoys you the most?
                The stupidity of our street dogs at night times. Yes, I really don't understand sometimes why they really howls, when they can happily sleep. It really scary. 😠😨

13. Hello new mom. How's everything going?
               Hii :) everything is going well and I'm witnessing the most awesome feeling in the world and thankful for being blessed.

14. Do you drink?
               Yes, mosambi (sweet lime) juice.

15. Pizza or pasta?
                I die for pizza. Yummyyyyyyyy!!

16. Train or car?
                Hmm, it all depends on the distance. However I'm habituated to travel in car. Travelling in trains is at the bottom of my list.

17. Lays or tango?
                "Lays" 'coz you know why, no one can eat just one. *wink*

18. Name your friend that you always hang out ?
                  It's 1+1. I guess you got it. If not, check this <html><a href="http://vyshunseen.blogspot.in/2011/04/new-friend-in-my-life.html"> link </a>. </html>

19. What is your nightmare?
                   It's a long story to write it down and I'm blogging about that any way. Please hold on.

20. Traveling or movies?
                Both! They own their priority on my moods.

P.S: Few questions are shorten for simplicity.

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Electricity passes through Digital Camera's Flash light

This is a true incidence reported of a boy aged 19, who was studying in 1st year of engineering, who died in Keshvani Hospital, Mumbai. He was admitted in the Hospital as a burned patient.

Reason ??????

This boy had gone to Amravati (a place located in State of Maharashtra ) on a study tour, on their return they were waiting at the railway station to catch the train. Many of them started taking pictures of their friends using "Mobile Phones" and / or "Digital Camera". One of them complained that, he was unable to capture the full group of friends in one frame in the Digicam.

This boy moved away to a distance to get the whole group.

He failed to notice that at an angle above his head, 40,000 volts electrical line was passing through.

As soon as he clicked the digital camera? 40,000 volt current passed through the camera flash light to his camera and then from his camera to his fingers & to his body. All this happened within a fraction of a second. His body was half burned.

They arranged for an ambulance & his burned body was brought to Keshavani Hospital, Mumbai.

For one & half days or so he was conscious & talking. Doctors did not have much hopes as there was a lot of complex issues in his body. He passed away later.

So please

* Please avoid mobile phones on petrol outlets.
* Please avoid talking on mobile phones while driving.
* Change that "Chalta Hai Yaar Attitude".
* Please avoid talking on mobile phones while kept in charging mode without disconnecting from wall socket.
* Please do not keep mobile phones on your bed while charging and / on wooden furniture.
* Avoid using mobile phones / Digital cameras near high voltage electrical lines like in railway stations and avoid using flash.

*I got this mail and I'm sharing this information with you. Beware!

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Keep Walking ...

I got this information and I would like to share with you..

Keep Walking!

Just to check this out...

The Organs of our body have their sensory touches at the bottom of our foot. If we massage these points, we'll find relief from aches and pains as we can see the heart is on the left foot.

Typically they are shown as points and arrows to show which organ it connects to.
It is indeed correct since the nerves connected to these organs terminate here.

This is covered in great details in Acupressure studies or textbooks.

God created our body so well that he thought of even this. He made us walk so that we will always be pressing these pressure points and thus keeping these organs activated all times.

So,
Keep Walking!

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Akshaya Patra :: Mass production of Food

Just cannot imagine

The kitchen from the outside - a three-storey building which uses Gravity Flow Mechanism developed.

Each kitchen has the capacity to cook between 50 000 to 100 000
mid-day meals per day. Costing approximately 9 crores [Million] to set up, they are built with funds from public donations.

The kitchen from the inside, consisting of rice cauldrons each of which cooks up to 110kg of rice in 20 minutes. Sambar cauldrons cook up to 1200 liters of sambar in two hours.

It is washed thoroughly on the 2nd floor.

Washed rice is sent down the chute to the 1st floor.

Rice pours down into steam heated cauldrons for cooking. The entire cooking process takes place on the 1st floor.

Super heated steam is used to cook food instead of flame.

When cooking is finished, it is loaded into trolleys.

Cooked rice is sent down the chute to the ground floor.

It flows down the pipe into containers.

Piping hot rice on its way to being loaded into food vans. Around 6000 kilos of rice are cooked daily in each kitchen.

Food materials in Kitchen.

Stock in the kitchen.

Washed dhal and vegetables flows down the chute into sambar cauldron on the 1st floor.

Vegetables and dal ready to be cooked.

Sambar being cooked on the first floor.

Cooked sambar is packed and sent to the food vans to be loaded.

Chapatti dough is mixed.

Heavy rollers flatten the dough into thin sheets.

Dough is cut into the classic round shape.

Making chapathi.

Collecting all the chapathis.

Transporting Akshayapatra food through bus, for Students.

Note that this is fresh food prepared daily with no chemicals, preservatives or artificial flavourings used in the process, there is no leftover food, and no refrigerators are used for storing stale food.

P.S. : I've impressed by this information which I went through a mail and Liked to share through my blog. Cheers!! :)

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What do women really want ?

Once, I got a mail with the subject "What do women really want ?" seems very interesting that at last some one have found the big puzzle. And the answer, which is narrated through a story, is also perfect that I really felt like blogging the same.

Here it goes.....

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, If after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was: What do women really want ?

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, He accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end. He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone:

The princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, For only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous through out the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first. The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, The most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, And Arthur's closest friend!

Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, Smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden, But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to

Arthur's life. And the preservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.

Arthur's question thus: "What a woman really wants ?"

She said, "Is to be in charge of her own life."

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth. And that Arthur's life would be spared.And so it was. The neighboring monarch granted Arthur his freedom.

And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a sight awaited him. The most beautiful woman he had ever seen lay before

him on the bed. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened. The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, She would henceforth be her horrible and deformed self only half the time. And the beautiful maiden the other half.

"Which would you prefer ? She asked him. "Beautiful during the day ... or at night ?"

Lancelot pondered the predicament.

During the day he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, But at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!

Or,

Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day ? But by night a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous, intimate moments with ?

Noble Lancelot, knowing the answer the witch gave Arthur to his question, He said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time Because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now...What is the Moral to this Story ?

The Moral is :

1) There is witch in every woman no matter how beautiful she is!

2) If you don't let a woman have her own way, things are going to get ugly.

So, always remember:

IT'S EITHER "HER WAY" OR IT'S "NO WAY" !!!

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A strange Infosys Interview

Once while checking my mails for any job openings, I got a mail regarding an interview, that too it's in Infosys which dragged my attention to view the mail. It's the most funny and the ever-long lively mail that I felt strange and more over I want to keep it as a note.

Here it goes.

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.

Candidate: I am Rameshwar Kulkarni. I did my Tele Communication engineering from BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology.

Interviewer: BabanRao Dhole-Patil Institute of Technology? I had never heard of this college before!

Candidate: Great! Even I had not heard of it before getting an admission into it ..
What happened is - due to cricket world cup I scored badly! in 12th. I was getting a paid seat in a good college.
But my father said (I prefer to call him 'baap') - "I can not invest so much of money".(The baap actually said - "I will never waste so much of money on you"). So I had to join this college. Frankly speaking this name - BabanRao Dhole-Patil, can at the most be related to a Shetakari Mahavidyalaya.

Interviewer: ok, ok. It seems you have taken 6 years to complete your engineering.

Candidate: Actually I tried my best to finish it in 4 years. But you know, these cricket matches and football world cup, and tennis tournaments. It is difficult to concentrate. So I flunked in 2nd and 3rd year. So in all I took 4 + 2 = 7 years.

Interviewer: But 4+2 is 6.

Candidate: Oh, is it? You know I always had KT in maths. But I will try to keep this in mind. 4+2 is 6, good, thanks. These cricket matches really affect exams a lot. I think
they should ban it.

Interviewer: Good to know that you want cricket matches to be banned.

Candidate: No, no... I am talking about Exams!!

Interviewer: Ok, What is your biggest achievement in life?

Candidate: Obviously, completing my Engineering. My mom never thought I would complete it. In fact, when i flunked in 3rd year, she was looking for a job for me in BEST (Bus
corporation in Maharashtra) through some relative.

Interviewer: Do you have any plans of higher study?

Candidate: he he he.. Are you kidding? Completing 'lower' education itself was so much of pain!!

Interviewer: Let's talk about technical stuff. On which platforms have you worked?

Candidate: Well, I work at SEEPZ, so you can say Andheri is my current platform. Earlier I was at Vashi center. So Vashi was my platform then. As you can see I have experience of different platforms! (Vashi and Andheri are the places in Mumbai)

Interviewer: And which languages have you used?

Candidate: Marathi, Hindi, English. By the way, I can keep quiet in German, French, Russian and many other languages.

Interviewer: Why VC is better than VB?

Candidate: It is a common sense - C comes after B. So VC is a higher version than VB. I heard very soon they are coming up with a new language VD!

Interviewer: Do you know anything about Assembly Language?

Candidate: Well, I have not heard of it. But I guess, this is the language our ministers and MPs use in assembly.

Interviewer: What is your general project experience?

Candidate: My general experience about projects is - most of the times they are in pipeline!

Interviewer: Can you tell me about your current job?

Candidate: Sure, Currently I am working for Bata InfoTech ltd. Since joining BIL, I am on Bench. Before joining BIL, I used to think that Bench was another software like Windows.

Interviewer: Do you have any project management experience?

Candidate: No, but I guess it shouldn't be difficult. I know Word and Excel. I can talk a lot. I know how to dial for International phone call and use speaker facility. And very important - I know few words like - 'Showstoppers ' , 'hotfixes', 'SEI-CMM', 'quality', 'versioncontrol', 'deadlines' , 'Customer Satisfaction' etc. Also I can blame others for my mistakes!

Interviewer: What are your expectations from our company?

Candidate: Not much.
1. I should at least get 40,000 in hand.
2. I would like to work on a live EJB project. But it should not have deadlines. I personally feel that pressure affects natural talent.
3. I believe in flexi-timings.
4. Dress code is against basic freedom, so I would like to wear t-shirt and jeans.
5. We must have sat-sun off. I will suggest Wednesday off also, so as to avoid breakdown due to overwork.
6. I would like to go abroad 3 times a year on short term preferably 1-2 months) assignments. Personally I prefer US, Australia and Europe. But considering the fact that there is Olympics
coming up in China in the current year, I don't mind going there in that period. As you can see I am modest and don't have many expectations. So can I assume my selection?

Interviewer: he he he ha ha ha. Thanks for your interest in our organization. In fact I was never entertained so much before. Welcome to INFOSYS.

The fellow was appointed in a newly created section 'Stress Management' in the HRD of Infosys.

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20 questions

Electricity passes through Digital Camera's Flash light

Keep Walking ...

Akshaya Patra :: Mass production of Food

What do women really want ?

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